Elevator Speeches with the Mayor

In case you missed it, edHat.com come had a funny piece the other day -- asking their readers what they would say to the Mayor if they ran into her in an elevator. My favorite was:

Do you now or have you ever had links to Japanese organized crime? Talk, damn you!! We have your phone records. WE KNOW THE TRUTH!! Confess and it will go easier for you. You are a Yakuza, aren't you!?

Oh, wait. Sorry, thought you were someone else.

Here's the full story: http://www.edhat.com/site/tidbit.cfm?id=993.